NO MORE BS EXCUSES!!!!!!!!!

There seems to be a worrying trend developing in the Sunday Madness ranks, on Friday there are usually around 10 people confirmed for Sunday mass but come the day that number seems to dwindle down to 4/6! 


Enter the bullshit bag:

We will be issuing these to our members so tell your bullshit excuses to the bag!


As of next week we will only accept a signed death certificate as a valid excuse for non participation, accompanied by signed paperwork from the coroner who performed your autopsy and handed in by you in person! SO EVEN IF YOUR DEAD YOU BETTER DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS BACK FROM THE AFTERLIFE TO HAND IN YOUR I'M WUSSING OUT SLIP!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE YOU ON SUNDAY!

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