Friday, August 19, 2011

If I Had a Hammer!!!!!!

"If I had hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd hammer the s*#t out of these f*#king idiots!!!!!


I often see stuff on the net about extreme muscles or steroid abuse,
but this is not either! there is a compound called synthol which is basically a type of oil that bodybuilders inject into their muscles to add volume, say for example to bring up a lagging body part for symmetrical purposes,




but now there seems to be a whole subculture of f*#kwits who have completely bypassed the muscle building & training phase and moved on to injecting synthol, think of it in terms of women who get collagen injected in to their lips to plump them up,
Now imagine a complete f*#king moron doing it to his chest, biceps, triceps, & traps!
Here I'll save you the trouble of stretching your imagination




How anyone could look in the mirror at this reflection and not say to themselves "Oh F*#K! what have I done?" is beyond me!
a lot of people mistake this guy for Greg Valentino he is not.




                                      This is Greg Valentino,




                                  He used to look like this!




                                              From this!




                                           Too this!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                       WHY? Greg WHY?


"RUBBISH" I here you cry "That's been photo shopped! no way that's real!"


Some video footage of these morons in their natural habitat's for the non believers out there.




           This guy actually seems impressed with himself MORON!
  he could probably get work in the porn industry with tits like that!
                      BIG TITS & LITTLE DICKS the sequel!




I just love the vacant moronic look on this dude's face fit's him to a tee!




So if that is not disturbing enough here is a video of one of these MORONS having the oil removed because of infection!


                                       WARNING!!
This is very graphic! so if your squeamish don't watch it but if your 
not press play and laugh along with me!


This is a boy in Brazil who is having the synthol drained out of his arms due to infection, it was titled synthol VICTIM! there are no synthol victims, it doesn't hide in dark alleys waiting to inject itself in to unsuspecting victims! oh no it takes a special breed of F*#kwit to end up here! 




So if like me you have lost all hope for mankind, and your faith in humanity has dropped to an all time low, here is a video that should cheer you up! it made me laugh anyway.




See at least the cat is funny right! after writing this post I just have an empty void inside where my faith in humanity used to reside,


There were more videos of morons like these but I just could not stand too watch anymore, and I wont subject any readers of my blog to them either, but if you enjoy watching these freaks just type in synthol to the youtube search and away you go.































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